Sam from Chucks

Do you want to be a member? Only a true member would ask a question like that. Koresh, Sun yung Moon, Ted Kennedy, those morons in the black suits, you know who the members are. Why would someone from the galaxy's largest mistake ask that question, because he too is a member. Members are everywhere. The guy that cut me off in traffic, the owner of the dog that barks all night, that Robertson guy, all members. People who park in bike lanes, whoever forgot to time all the traffic lights, sticks on gas powered scooters, members. Whiny ass new country western singers, boy bands, actors talking politics, members. That guy shaking his member in the back of the shop, non-member. People that complain/protest without offering solutions, members. People who say like all the time, slum-lords, those that call everything art, members. The inventor of pop-ups, bumper sticker philosophers, people that only turn left, members. Are you a member? If not, maybe Sam from Chucks will come by and ask if you want to become one.