What the ....

What is the international symbol for stay the hell out of my workshop? Maybe a little decapitated stick man with a 2X4 stuck in its a.. Evidently nobody on the planet earth can read (we do have a sign). Don't get me wrong, there is a select group of insiders that have earned the privilege of hanging in the shop. Alright, they have paid the price of admission; beer (or in some cases cheap whiskey). In my other life, you actually get shot for attempting to enter the "shop". No strange looks, no clearing of the throat, no excuse me, just carefully aimed bullets. Do people follow the doctor into the operating room? Do you saunter into the kitchen at Chili's? Do you follow the firemen into the fire? D is thinking maybe a half door between the show room and the shop. Not bad. I would rather get a tiger for a shop pet. How about some of those one-way spike things like the car rental places have. Sharpen those spikes, coat with poison and the problem will be solved. Is any one confused by the above sign.