Cheapus Bikeus Extinctus

Ring....Ring....
TD, "bike shop, how may I help you?"
Dickwad, "dude, you sell used bikes?"
TD, "not very often, we have very limited space."
Dickwad, "ya, cuz I got like a hundred bucks and need a mountain bike."
TD, "try Goodwill, maybe you'll get lucky," then I can put new tubes and goo in it ($40), new tires ($50), give it a tune-up ($50), some new grips ($12), fix the cables ($20), get you a new rear wheel ($40), bottom bracket overhaul ($20), and fix the shifters ($40). Or you could just get a new bike for $250, and save yourself $172. Or you could go to wally world and get a bitchin ride and a couple of 40's, and live like the trailer park king you think you are...

Phuk You.